The People's Review of
The 13th Warrior
Dale
Dassel
An absolutely fantastic
adaptation of Michael Crichton's novel!(The best book- to-movie adaptation I've seen since
The Andromeda Strain) A beautifully shot and edited film. It truly captures the essence of
Crichton's novel. It is a dark and grim adventure- and it should be!!! Among the best
scenes are that of the Viking longboat journeying through storm-tossed seas beneath a
leaden sky, and the northmen fighting the wendol (especially after the rain starts) at the
film's climax. These scenes bring to life this Viking epic on a truly grand and
unforgettable scale. I highly recommend it to anyone who loved the novel by Michael
Crichton. (Kind of wished they didn't change the name, though.) An altogether breathtaking
adventure movie. It is worthy of multiple viewings.
Unknown
42
score =
100
"Not worth seeing" is definitely not the right evaluation of
this movie. First of all, the acting is more than passable--besides the
Sven Wolter character, other performances to watch out for are those of
Vladimir Kulich (Buliwyf), Dennis Storhoi (Buliwyf's companion Herger),
and among others, yes, Antonio Banderas!!! While he is admittedly not my
favorite actor, he pulls of a fine performance as an Arabic ambassador
with a gift for languages and a fear of battle. I loved him in this
movie!!!! Also, the movie itself, like other John McTiernan films, was
cleverly shot, never revealing too much footage in any given scene, and
leaving us to imagine the rest. It took me a while to figure out that the
wendol were actually cavemen (perhaps celts??), and not the trolls they
appeared to be. At any rate, enough of this babble, this is a really good
movie, good acting, lots of gore, lots of adventure, go see it or I'll sic
the wendol on you!!! (hey, maybe that's where hannibal lecter
originated)....
Unknown 1
Fabulous! The best movie
I've seen in a very long time. Cinematography was exceptional. Action was great;
performances by every actor a "10". Will probably pay to go see this one
again.
Unknown 2
This is a must for anyone at
all interested in the Beowulf mythology or the fantasy genre. The professional movie
critics would not recognize a good epic if it punched them in the nose.
Unknown 3
I think alot of people have
totally missed the fact the the movie is NOT about Ahmed (Antonio B.) but about Buliwyf
and his group of worldly paladins. The movie is centered on Ahmed simply because he
is the storyteller, and its told from his point of view. Also, for some reason a
large number of very stupid critics seem to think that Ahmed learned the language of the
Northmen in one night, when it was pretty obvious to me that that whole scene was supposed
to represent many nights around the campfire on their journey north. Movie could have been
better if they had concentrated less on Ahmed and more on the true hero of the story, but
I also think that no critic has any passion left in them at all. Best scene:
Buliwyf's appearance for the last battle, without doubt.
Ric Pinkerton
This was a fantastic adventure!
Will be required viewing for future Fianna recruits (Celtic Warrior Group). I loved the
costuming, the weapons, the locations (Breathtaking!). Visually one of the best films out
in quite a while!
Unknown 4
A very good movie with an
excellent atmosphere
Unknown 5
score = 100
Brilliant Movie. What I Expected!!!!!!!!!
Unknown 6
score = 100
good movie!
Unknown 7
score = 90
I'm angry this film is getting such poor reviews. Granted, the plot is relatively
linear and the character development is weak, but the lush environments and depiction of
10th century life are stunning. Think of it as a sort of Braveheart meets Quest for Fire
with a dash of Conan the Barbarian. Very entertaining and very pretty. Don't go in
expecting to see Eyes Wide Shut and you won't get disappointed.
Unknown 8
score = 90
Excellent film, subtle, pensive, charismatci performance and direction - shows tolerance
and freindship between the Anglo-Saxons and Arabs - shows great relevance today
Unknown 9
score = 100
The People's Review must have been smokeing crack,while watching this movie. It is a RPG
gamers fantasy for film makers to make movies like this. I wish they would make more...
Unknown 10
score = 80
Loved it! Read the book first and still thought the movie was great!
Unknown 11
score = 100
I loved it. I hope they make more movies like it that focus on
Unknown 12
score = 80 comments = I wish I
knew what detractors were expecting. The film delivers an action adventure and does
it very well at that. It presents, with a minimum of effects, a realistic portrayal of
life at the time in those places. I even found it very believable that a tribe of
isolated people could and do, there even are some canibals you know, develop what we
consider aberrant rituals and adaptations to their environment. I enjoyed it.
I don't know what the bellyaching is about. Go enjoy it and stop being so critical.
Unknown 13
I loved it and I agree the
Viking King was excellent. I hope we will see more of him. And maybe a sequel.
Unknown 14
Good for USA today, finally
some one who appreciates this MOvie as I do
Susan in East Texas
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= 13th warrior comments = This movie was fabulous and everything and more that I wanted it
to be. The acting was good but the standout was the incredible screen presence of Vladimir
Kulich. From the first frame to the last, I ws enthralled and captured by his quiet
courage and nobility. I offer no critism except to say that I was gald I had read the
book.I have seen this movie 4 times and will go again before it is gone from the theatres
forever. I hane taken my son twice, my daughter twice, and two of their friends. I
absolutely loved this great epic and recommend it to thinking people everywhere!!!!!
Unknown 15 (could be
Susan from East Texas)
I've seen this movie 4 times in
two weekends and would love to seeit again. It gets better each time! I am a 41 year old
mother of three teenagers and happily married for 23 years, so this is not just a
"kid thing". This movie is fabulous though the story is still best told in the
book. Too bad more peole didn't read it before they saw it. People can still read, right?
I loved "Beowulf" and to hear Buliqwyf announce himself to the herald as the
"son of Hygelac" just gave me such a rush! To see this epic tale fleshed out so
beautifully made it worth the wait! No its not perfect but it is well done and
extradordinarily entertaining! I was enthralled from the first crash of lightening on the
high seas to the closing credits.It was for me, truly unforgettable. Banderas does a
credible job but the real stars of this film is the international cast of here-to-fore
"unknowns" most notably Vladimir Kulich. What an incredible screen presence he
has. From the first shot of him at the feasting table to the last I was inexplicably drawn
to his nobility and quiet courage. Now there's a man. It was so refreshing to see a hero
of gigantic propotions who was Not characteristically comic-book, eye-bulging, mouth agape
grimacing cartoon steroid popping peeled grape Arnold Schwarzenneger. I loved this movie
and only wish the studio had believed enough in this project to support it so that many
would see it. As it stands now, few even know what the story is about and are reluctant to
see it without knowing what genre it is. Shame on them. Its too good for that and deserves
much better. I plan on owning this when the video is released and placing it alongside
"Braveheart" and "Henry V" on my shelf of honor.
Unknown 16
score = 100
VALALLAH THE GODS AWAIT ME OPEN WIDE THY GATE EMBRACE ME GREAT HALL OF THE BATTLE SLAIN
WITH SWORD IN HAND ALL THOSE WHO STAND ON SHORE RAISE HIGH YOUR HAND TO BID A LAST
FAIRWELL TO THE VIKING LAND
Unknown 17
score = 80
Herger was the most impressive. Very charasmatic
Jonathon Haberer
score = 100
My name is Jonathon Haberer of New Liskeard. I haven't seen the movie yet but I know it's
good just from the people and rumors behind it. Say no to drugs. BYE!
Unknown 18
score = 100
Defintely one of the best movies of the summer (far better than the overhyped Blair Witch
Project). This is a movie that not only goes beyond the Viking stereotype and portrays
them as people, but one which has plenty of action as well. Defintely a movie worth seeing.
Unknown 19
score = 90
I cannot believe how bad the reviews have been for this excellent adventure movie. Have
all the critics lost their sense of wonder (and their sense of humour) ? It's a
wonderful yarn, in the best Epic tradition. The actors make the very best of their
characters so that it matters when something horrible happens to them. Vladimir Kulich is
excellent. If they want to change their minds and find a MAN (instead of a boy) to play
Aragorn in 'Lord of the Rings", he would get my vote - after Alan Rickman. Even
the scenery, costumes, creatures and the dog make it worth seeing. Lighten up out
there. See this and have some fun.
Unknown 20
score = 50
I felt the movie was played reasonably well by banderas. His viking counterpart played
exceptionally well though, the lighting was to dark on most scenes though, i say it was
worth seeing nothing special though
Unknown 21
score = 90
I thought that the manner in which Ibn Fadlan "learns" the language of the
Northmen is brilliant... How many movies just skirt the issue and pretend that everone
would automatically understand everyone. It was very clever and not cumbersome like
subtitles or unrealistic, i.e. not addressing the issue. On a side note, who can say
no to Antonio in a Kafeia?
Unknown 22
cheap it stinks man dont even
think about watching it!!!!and i score it -100
Unknown 23
I'm glad so many people liked
the movie. After searching an hour on the web I've finally found some people who enjoyed
it as much as I did.
Unknown 24
score = 90
Outstanding movie. Planning to go see it again
Unknown 25
score = 90
I truly don't understand why the major film reviewers give this movie such a horrible
rating; The 13th Warrior is one of my favorite movies of all time... having been enjoyable
enough to pay my hard earned money twice to see the movie. Antonio Banderas provides
his standard performance, which I enjoyed... but the real performances are by the Northman
warriors, mostly the chieftan of their clan and the warrior who first befriends Antonio's
character, 'Ibn'. The grim tone of the story is lightened here and there with bits of
humor in good taste, and thankfully... Ibn's romantic moments are kept to a discreet
minimum... serving to flavor the story rather than rule it such as in Desperado. Also, the
continual references to events and names in the archaic tale of Beowulf are quite pleasing
to a fan of the epic such as myself. I haven't read Crichton's book upon which it is
supposedly based, however, so I cannot review that aspect of the film. Still, the
movie convinced me to pick the book up the first chance I have. I give the movie a score
of 90... simply because it's one of the most enjoyable times at the movies that I've had
since I saw Braveheart. It might not be a film for everyone... but Viking fans,
Antonio fans, fantasy tale fans, and any role player worth his salt will no doubt get a
great feeling after watching this masterpiece. One note... the movie does contain a
high amount of blood and gore, though it's not done in a horror movie fashion. Don't
take the little kids
Unknown 26
score = 10
There is a lot of Muslim misinformation in this movie
Unknown 27
score = 100
THIS MOVIE WAS GREAT. I THINK THEY SHOULD GET RID OF THESE PREPPY, AND OLD
MOVIE CRITICS WHO WOULDNT KNOW A GOOD MOVIE IF IT KICKED THEM IN THE BUTT, AND GET REGULAR
PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR A LIVING TO REVIEW MOVIES. THE 13TH WARRIOR WAS OUTSTANDING AND
DESERVES MORE CREDIT. THE WHOLE CAST WAS GREAT AND THE STORY WAS GREAT. THE VERY
LAST FIGHT SCENE WAS MOVING. SURE IS FUNNY THAT ALL THE PEOPLE LIKED THE MOVIE AND THE SO
CALLED EXPERTS DIDNT. I THINK THE EXPERTS NEED TO GET LIVES
Unknown 28
score = 100
Finally a great fantasy film. Anyone who doesnt like this film does not know anything
about viking myths and therefor doesnt know what they are talking about.
Unknown 29
score = 80
I am frome Sweden in the north so I do like it. And I like the speial efects. P.s Sven
Wollter is from Sweden:)
Unknown 30
score = 90
Very good costumes, very nice story and not oversized. I liked, that Banderas was not the
great "superhero" like some other filmmakers often make of him. He is through
the whole film only the screener of the story. What I found a very good idea was, the
sequence where he learnd the nordic language. A very, very good idea. It is worth to see
this movie...
Unknown 31
score = 80
I thought it was a very good movie. I read the book and was quite impresssed. I must
say the performance of Vladimir Kulich was staggering. I've seen him twice before in
movies and each time he's been impressive.
Arthur Tan, Holland
Great storytelling,
authentic-looking Vikings, blood-chilling monsters. What more could you expect from the
big screen? The characters haven't got much depth, but they are believable enough. The
Viking-leader impressed me by his quiet manner and common-sense thinking. Also, the Wendol
were realistically portrayed as cave-dwelling creatures from an age gone by. Final note:
shame on George Lucas, he could learn from this movie how a simple story can be told to
the best effect (with the minimum of special FX!).
Unknown 32
score = 90 comments = I started
to like Antonio since I saw his movie Mambo kings . But when I watched 13th Warrior , I
realized that I 'm so inlove with him !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish all Arabs look like him in
real life !!!! Selene
Unknown 33
This movie was pretty good.
I have had two assignments in my freshman English class at LSU on this movie.
Who cares what professional critics think? Let them make their own lifes
miserable by moaning and complaining about every critique that they payed to write.
Sure hope LSU can win more than two football games this season!?
Unknown 34
score = 90
Why on earth is you people disliking this film? It is not that bad. I'm greatly
impress and moved by the courage and the brotherhood between the warriors. In fact, the
bravery and the never ending spirit to fight on even they are greatly outnumbered ,they
displayed is what we should learn from. So what if the plot is not that good. A must see
movie for those action lovers !!!
Unknown 35
Why the didnt you post my
review??? thats un cool. i think you should put everyones up, i mean i totly wrote what i
think and i think would like to hear from both sides not just "a very good
movie" because some people dont like it and i think they would like to hear that.
thanks.
Unknown 36
Films should not be scored,
they are not athletic competitions between winner and loser. Films connect with some of
us, and not all films are for every one.The 13th Warrior is not a Braveheart or any other,
it is a very interesting window into what was possibly a good representation of the Norse
culture. Whats the matter with some heroism now and then-not sensitive enough for the
critics? Were the love scenes missing tears and the heros too busy for self doubt?-Yes
thankyou! This film had it's shortcomings like most, but it was refreshing clear in it's
purpose. How many of us dare to question our childhood fears, let alone fight them in the
dark?
Mitja from Slovenia
score = 100
What should i say.The best movie in this year that i have seen. The charachters are
super,specialy the king bulyf and the man with the battle axe-i dont rememmber his
name.The scenes are super. I haven't reed the book yet,couse i dont know if i can get it
in our language.
Unknown 37
score = 70
The 13th warrior was good for many reasons but sadly Antonio B. acting at the and of the
movie during the final battle was poor. There was the humour and action in the movie that
were the plus-points but in certain scenes should have been more alaborated. But in all
the movie was pretty good, also considering there was a muslim hero which you hardly see
in movies.
Unknown
38
I love fantasy
and therefore I loved this movie. It was very nice to see a movie depicting
Viking times and beliefs. The scenary was awesome, it really created a
mysterious effect. No wonder the ancient Vikings believed in demons and
dragons, the world they lived in had a mystical feel to it. However I would
also like to say that this movie could have been so much better. It seemed
like the director and the characters didn't have the confidence to go all
the way. The plot could have been better and more detailed. Character
development could have been better and the scenes could have been longer.
For example the plot of the king's wicked son trying to take power, that
could have been done in more detail. Also the relationship between Ahmed and
the Viking woman, could have been fleshed out a little more. I wish that
they would make more movies like this in the future. Also ignore the
critics, they never seem to realize that if they don't like the movie then
it doesn't mean that the movie is crap. Every movie has an appeal, and every
movie is the best movie in the world to some people.
Michael
score = 100
Hi! I'm Michael From Czech republic. I saw the movie twice and I must agree
with all that it's FANTASTIC movie!!!
Unknown
39
score =
100
I thought Dennis Storhoi stole the film! He needs to come out to the
U.S. and kick a** in the movie industry!
Unknown
40
score = 100
I agree with just about every one else on this page. This film rocks
my world!!! I also agree with reviewer #39 Dennis Storhoi should come
over here and make some movies. Besides being such a good actor he is
absolutely beautiful. :):):)
Unknown
41
score =
100
I don't quite agree with you, with what you said about the movie "The
13th Warrior!" I think it's a great movie. And many loved it.
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