The People's Review of Scary Movie
Greg
score = 80
I thought this was one of the funniest movies of the summer, except fo
maybe "Me, Myself and Irene" and I am sure all of the people who
hated this movie also hated "Me, Myself and Irene" Scary Movie
was really quite intelligent becuase it satarizing our society and the
people in it. Playing on trends and sexuality to make us laugh. I think
this movie hit to close to home and/or used content which we as a North
American society are uncomfortable with. To all those people lighten up,
please. If you didn't like the movie fine with me but if you want to whine
and complain about the ratings come on. Maybe you should grow up and
realize that sex is everywhere and rather than hide it we should maybe
make it a bit more important in society.
Rhys
score = 40
comments = Yes well. After viewing this, I was quietly bemused by a few of
the jokes throughout the movie. All the rest you can forget about, or shut
your eyes while watching. Cringe all you want, it won't make the scenes go
away... Oh, I did like Doofys' appearence half-way, though he dosen't say
anything funny.
Guyofknoledge
score = 90
comments = Absolutly hillarious. It takes a certain type of humor i
suppose, but in most parts of this film my friend and i were crying with
laughter. if you don't like this you should go get yourself a humor
transplant, because as far as i'm concerned, films like this should be
made more often!
Lee
score = 50
comments = OK, granted I was a little drunk while watching this one; but
reviews confirm my memories ;). The first five minutes were great,
but its one of those movies with some hits, outdone by far too many
misses. Certainly there were several mint moments in the movie, but
there were also many sad attempts at comedy as well as some really grotty
scenes!! (hey, some people go for that I spose).
Tina
score = 100
I LOVED IT! SO FUNNY! Whoever says this is a bad movie just has no sense
of humor. Geeze , just let yourself relax! Sure there is sexual content
but that's life! Sex is a part of life , why not get a good laugh at
somebody's sexual life and thank god it's not yours!
J. Galt
score = None
Giving this waste of time and money 0 points would be too good. Sad to see
todays youth find this sort of garbage entertaining. This movie makes
South Park almost seem intelligent (and thats really Scary).
how about bad movie?
score = 20
This movie was...bad. It had some very, very crude humor in it
but all the jokes were about swear words and sex. I agree with other
people that this movie should have been rated NC-17. It was not
really funny, at all.
Elita Antezana
score = 80
I thought this movie was great it was hilareous but, it was also really
nasty. I think that this movie kids shouldn't be allowed it isn't the type
of movie parents should take their kids too. Either way I think it is one
of the best movies I have seen.
John
score = 30
The only reason i gave this movie a thirty is that it did make me laugh.
Put it also was terrible due to the sexual explicit scenes. The
aspect of the movie that was really it's downfall was the fact that the
movie would have been just as funny without those disgusting scenes.
Luke Morine
score = 100
This Movie was a great laugh and I loved it! im only 13 but any teen would
love it!!! USA today is full of crap and don't know a good movie if it bit
em
Paul
score = 100
I thought this movie was really funny because they were taking some scenes
out of other movies and putting it in their movie and I thought that was
really cool. And the killer rocked big time. I would definetly go see it
again.That movie kicked .That's why I gave it an A.
Mandi
score = 10
Anyone who laughed is proof of the downfall of society today. Its funny
that few people understood the ending scenes were based on an awesome, yet
somewhat old, movie "The Usual Suspects" Check it out for real
entertainment instead of the pornographic disgusting garbage being made
lately
Dee
score = 80
This movie was one of the funniest moves i've ever seen!! It was really
great. Especially the parts where they made fun of other movies like
Scream, Blair Witch Project, Sixth Sense, Matrix, and I know what you did
last summer. But i really didn't like the porno parts, but the guy sitting
next to me sure did!! It's a really good movie and you should go see it,
especially if you've seen all the other movies they talk about in it, or
you wouldn't really understand some parts of it.
cypher
score = 80
Before you see this movie, make sure that you use the bathroom. I
kinda couldn't wait for the movie to finish cause I had to go to the
bathroom bad. And I kept laughing which made it worse. But if
you go to the bathroom, you'll miss many of the constant jokes. This
movie mainly spoofs the first Scream. This movie has a lot of what
some may consider offensive, but so what. It spoofs I know what you did,
Scream, Blair Witch, Matrix, Sixth Sense, and people tend to leave out
final destination. Guaranteed laughs.
UnaKRon
score = 10
I by ACCIDENT went and saw the matinee...GOOD thing i did! This was
the WORST piece of garbage evermade! How has Keenen Wayans managed to last
so long in this buisness?! He has made crap movie after crap movie. I did
laugh some. However, The majority of the time I was thinking to my self
"So who wrote this script was it Kevin Willams or Phil Beauman and
Jason Friedberg?" This movie COPIES Scream(1-3) and I know what you
did last summer. It Does not make fun of the movies it completly grabs
entire lines of text. To make it even worse the acting is TERRIBLE the
soundtrack and composing does not help to make the movie fun, exciting,
dramactic, or any of the possible moods. IT simply makes the movie stink
even more! There have been several movies that "HOLLYWOOD"
has put out that completely lack all the good makings of a Feature Film. I
say next time anyone is thinging of giving money to Keenen Just throw it
out to the Indepentent scene There are better film makers there that can
really use the support and backing from large funding companies.
dan venture
score = 80
I saw the movie and man was it great it was hilarious escpecially when
they spoofed scream its about time someone made fun of those movies but i
really enjoyed it and was laughing ALOT!!!
Hugh
score = 80
The director did everything he wanted to do. He made me (a normal
"joe") laugh , while the reveiwer sitting next to me, was afraid
to even snicker. Thought it was disgusting, sick, un-p.c.,
insulting, and hilarious.
Micaela
score = 20
This was the absolute worst movie I've ever seen. It was basically
soft-core porn and I can't believe it was rated R rather than X. You
would think that Scary Movie was written by sexually active 12 year old
boys.
Frank Kaestner
score = 100
Waring if your going to go watch this movie make sure not to eat or drink
while whatching the movie. I choke eating a Starburst. This is the most
funniest movie ever. You won't stop laughing in the whole movie. Also if
you are going to go whatch it wait until all the way at the end there will
be a funny clip!
Roxana
score = 60
Hi, I won some free passes to see a sneak preview of Scary Movie, so I got
to see it on Wednesday instead of on the Friday when it comes out.
All I have to say about the movie is don't eat popcorn or anything you can
choke on during the movie. I almost choked on my popcorn, I was
laughing so hard! This is one funny movie, if you dig that kind of
sick humour. All I know is that I've never laughed so hard at a
movie in as long as I can remember. Go see this movie, but be
warned, there are some damn nasty scenes in there (funny as hell, but real
nasty). HAVE FUN!
David
score = 70
Went to see a sneak preview and I don't think I stopped laughing until I
left and realized how stupid this movie was. My original thought was
that all the funny parts were shown in the trailer. WRONG!!
The beginning was just like Scream, just funny, and the lead in to the
Blair Witch spoof was great. Lots of crotch jokes with some pretty
risque scenes.
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From
Director Keenen Ivory Wayans ( Low Down Dirty Shame and I'm Gonna Git You Sucka)
comes a movie that is said to take gross
out comedy to a new low. Scary Movie is a
parody of I Know What You Did Last Summer and Scream,
but it also spoofs films like, The Matrix, The Sixth Sense, and The Blair Witch Project. 
